Recent Rats

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Coming this Spring: Rotten Fruits and veggies will be SEXY RATS!

Coming this Spring: Rotten Fruits and veggies will be SEXY RATS!

Coming this Spring: Rotten Fruits and veggies will be SEXY RATS!
My goal is every available fruit and veggie by June 1st

Sunday, February 27, 2011

We love your kitchen.


Sweet potato SEXY




















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“Many people believe they are nasty, filthy creatures, and that’s not true at all. In fact, rats wash themselves several times a day, about as often as most cats.” - Dr Kristina Kalivoda




Sunday, February 6, 2011

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! Rats have sex about 20 times a day.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Saturday, January 29, 2011

A Freshly Translated Message from the Sexy Rats of New York,

Dear New York Humans,

Thank you again for your trash. It really is delicious.

We are especially grateful to those of you kind hearted souls who spread your garbage across the top of the snow lining the street. It adds a little color and makes all this bleak winter weather so much cheerier.

Please continue to put out those little black bait boxes for the squirrels. They are desperately hungry and are not smart enough to live under the buildings where it is warm. The poor fools are dying off at an alarming rate so we have initiated a campaign to help our fellow rodents and are dragging Care-Packages of garbage to the park for them. Please do your part and litter in the park as well.

Happy Holidays,

Rats

Friday, January 28, 2011

Kamilla the Kale Rat

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Raw food rat.
The kale was rotting in a plastic bag in the back of the fridge.


Luxery Size King Bathtub

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Simply wait for hot water and remove teabag.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Oscar the Orange Peel Crab

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Another raw food creature.

Victoria the Cabbage Rat

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This rat emerged from a half-head of cabbage left over from soup tonight.

No glue. Just cabbage and gravity. And a Kumquat.

I'm going raw food.